Sam

My “totally serious” resume:

Application developer, spreadsheet designer, semi-pro gamer, avid latte drinker, and generally cool guy.

• I'm cool with teamwork.

• I'm cool with going solo.

• And, I'm pretty cool myself.

Experience

Microsoft Excel Team { Product Manager }

Spreadsheeting was uncool for quite some time, but then i joined and they became really cool.

• Successfully improved Excel's cool factor.

• Created some pretty cool features.

• Hired cool, but not as cool as me people.

• Took cool games and combined them with Excel.

Microsoft Access Team { Software Engineer}

Before I joined there lots of uncool bugs, but then the coolness set in on the Access team and they all went away.

• Made cool databases.

• Automated cool features.

• Verified some pretty cool security enhancements.

Arcade { Attendant }

Arcades are pretty cool, so I fit in perfectly here.

• I was cool with sweeping the floor.

• I was cool with cleaning the game cabinets.

• I was cool with making change for other cool people in the arcade.

Summary

• Crushing it.

Even More Coolness

Video Game Master

• Won a competition at GameWorks and got cool stuff like season tickets to the Seahawks.

• I have a bajillion Xbox achievement points.

Movie & TV Fan

• I've watched another bajillion Netflix shows.

• Comedy? Drama? Scary? I enjoy all the  cool genres!

Technology Enthusiast

• I build cool things like this website & my apps for fun!

• I'm always learning the latest cool way to do something.